Let The Bad Times RollFor all those that are feeling way too fed up inside now here's a celebration of failure and losing like to put a shout out to all y'all far and wide sorry people but this is the way it's gotta be i know, i know, i know, i know we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low the end is near there's lots to fear no such thing as a good day is what i'm told let the bad times roll the grass is never greener on the other side i'll stay right here and frolic in the dirt and gravel where's the love in this room? i feel teary eyed. between you and me i don't think it's ever gonna change descend, rear end, offend a friend it's wise of you to run and hide from what's around the bend the end is near there's lots to fear no such thing as a free lunch is what i'm told let the band times roll up to me i'll embrace them happily let you people know i'm not foolin' come take a ride with me down to riverside show you what it's like to be coolin' life's gotta be a little better overseas where everyone's drivin' a mercedes unsatisfied with my mail-order bride so much for my last attempt with the ladies listen to nobody this is the way i think tell 'em all you're gonna live at least until you're forty just be glad you're only one shade of blue in the face wake up smell the shit and think that everything is great i know, i know, i know, i know we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low the end is near there's lots to fear no such thing as a good day is what i'm told let the bad times roll The Vandals Index Take It BackLet's go to the place where the food is really good and my order's understood and they won't drown my food, yeah! get me to the seat, i wanna eat, just a party of three me! me! me! yeah! what is this stupid shit? i didn't order this! not gonna pay for it! take it back! (x5) hello pretty lady, i'll only say it once "meat and cheese only", don't fuck it up! here it goes again a conspiracy are you plotting against me? i said only meat and cheese, yeah what is this stupid shit? i didn't order this! not gonna pay for it! take it back! (x5) i'll say it simple, so you can understand get my food right, i am a hungry man you say you're sorry, not really a waitress "i'm studying to be an actress" starting acting like a waitress! ...food! do you wanna see me puke? what are you retarted? pickles make me sick let's get the eating started, yeah! here it goes again, i said it all along, meat and cheese only it's wrong! wrong! wrong! what is this stupid shit? i didn't order this! not gonna pay for it! take it back! (x5) The Vandals Index And Now We DanceDrowning in this toilet of shit they call life work like hell at taco bell for $4.25 an hour no one gives a squirt of piss if you fucking die so seize the day by the balls, and squeeze until it's on it's knees and now we dance like soldiers on the battlefield the only triumph in a moment of glory crack your head open and sue somebody cop a feel on a punk rock girl in bondage pants and now we dance you are just a speck in a universe of turds silenced by conspirators, not another word. with ozone trees depleted, you choke on malathion. nothing fucking matters, so what's the use in tryin'? and now we dance like warriors on the victory trail only triumph in a moment of glory crack your head open and sue somebody come on and do push ups just like jack pallance and now we dance never join the ranks of the kiss ass suit and tie or the stinking hippie, the future is worth a lie, nothing's worth a fuck, a fuck ain't worth a shit we're only gonna die, here's how we deal with it and now we dance like warriors on the battlefield only triumph in a moment of glory crack your head open and sue somebody cop a feel on a punk rock girl in bondage pants and now we dance we dance like warriors on the battlefield only triumph in a moment of glory crack your head open and sue somebody come on and do one handed push ups like jack pallance and now we dance The Vandals Index I Have A DateI saw a girl and she drove me wild she looked at me and i looked and smiled the cutest girl you'd ever see i never dreamed she'd go out with me we met at school so i asked her out the only girl i ever thought about she's 16 and she's so divine i never thought i could make her mine i'm in love, i just can't wait tonight i have a date i have a date with the cutest girl in town i have a date and i'm the happiest boy around i'm in love. i just can't wait 'cause tonight i have a date went to the movies in my parents car i never dreamed i'd get that far i picked her up at a quarter to eight i got there early i didn't want to be late i never thought it would come to this i drove her home and she gave me a kiss i'm in love and it's here to stay she said she really wants to see me again i'm in love, i just can't wait tonight i have a date i have a date with the cutest girl in town i have a date and i'm the happiest boy around i'm in love. i just can't wait 'cause tonight i have a date The Vandals Index SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousSupercalifragilisticexpialidocious even though the sound of it is something quite attrocious if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious supercalifragilisticexpialidocious i was afraid to speak when i was just a lad my father gave my nose a tweak and told me i was bad and then one day i heard a word to save my aching nose it was the biggest word you ever heard and this is how it goes.. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious even though the sound of it is something quite attrocious if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious supercalifragilisticexpialidocious supercalifragilisticexpialidocious i traveled all around the world and everywhere i went i used this word in all i say i used this very word in all i said in did i say my special word and then they ask me out for tea The Vandals Index Power MustacheMustache is a symbol of repression and of hate never trust a man with a butt broom on his face it's the facial marking of the man who holds you down the source of all your problems, every city, every town stalin, hitler, schneider, just to name a few got to kill the mustache before it grows on you fight! the mustache power! (x3) fight! fight! fight! mustache is authority the world is run by assholes they try to run our lives from their golden mustache castles the dark prince was a nazi, his mustache true to form instead of arm- band swastikas, mouse ears must be worn he terminates employees with the hair above his lip cuz in the fuhrer's kingdom it's dictatorship we should take his frozen corpse and shave his fascist face and make the magic kingdom a truly happy place fight! the mustache power! (x3) fight! fight! fight! pigs across the nation dressed in uniform with their gun and badges, a mustache must be worn they beat the population with their clubs inflicting pain with mustache anonymity, they all look the same we must join together till the mustache is removed and then we'll have a party with beer and chicks and food. fight the power! fight the power mustache ! fight the power! fight the power mustache ! The Vandals Index Not In My Back Yard ( N.I.M.B.Y. )The city council met last night the vote was one to six denying access to our town by tv's "g.e. smith" the mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter eileen she dreamed that ugly fucker's face popped out the friggin' screen they said no, they said no way. not in my back yard he can not stay that eyesore is a stain upon our nation if you think he's livin' by me there's no way g.e. felt the set back but refusing to surrender he bought a house disguised as the guitarist of the pretenders but at the party we like to throw for new homeowners we caught him when he couldn't play the lead from "tattooed love boys" they said no, they said no way. not in my back yard he can not stay that eyesore is a stain upon our nation if you think he's livin' by me there's no way a man has got the right to homestead anywhere he can but that just begs the question, what exactly is a man? blond frankenstein with dutchboy hair would hardly qualify so we must live free of this hall & oats reject or die they said no, they said no way. not in my back yard he can not stay that eyesore is a stain upon our nation if you think he's livin' by me there's no way The Vandals Index Ape Shall Never Kill ApeJust a grunt in a bind in his homeland taking orders from a very very bad man just yer average dieter, helmut, or a bertrand i can waste him 'cause i know i never never shook his hand killed by a hero, what are we supposed to do? just a loser with a girlfriend getting fat and participation in a very very bad plan in a nation where the bastards are the unplanned we can waste it cuz it's such a teeny tiny hand killed by procedure, what are we supposed to do (and cornelius says) ape shall never kill ape i say wouldn't that be great? but some apes, they just gotta go we kill the ones that we don't know not a nobody, an actual american beaten silly by another jody foster fan spend a fortune to debate the moral conflict and he's protected through it's obvious he killed a man killed by the system, what are we supposed to do ? The Vandals Index Live Fast DiarrheaIntoxicated - the way i go through life inebriated - and then i pay the price designated drinker with a defected driver i can't find my keys must have left them inside her eating taco bell and now i'm drinking gin and tonic i think there's an answer but i can't put my finger on it mom please come pick me up i don't know where i am it's the last think i'll ask i just wanna live fast, diarrhea live fast! diarrhea! (x3) punk is what it is - until you're getting paid this is how i live, it's not a fucking phase they don't understand, they think they're fucking rad we should kill those guys, this is bullshit man i followed marshall silver and i bootlegged hooked on phonics i think there's an answer but i can't put my finger on it mom please come pick me up i don't know where i am it's the last thing i'll ask i just wanna live fast, diarrhea live fast! diarrhea! (x3) The Vandals Index Happy Birthday To MeIt's my birthday and i値l do what i want to fuck you it's my birthday. a special holiday only for me, so do what i say, it's my party, i値l make you cry if i want to...or leave. fuck you, it's not your birthday, so do what i say ok for 24 hours your wishing me well 364 days i知 in hell, oh well. happy birthday to me. alone on my birthday, i知 going to denny's 10 times today no tip! it's my birthday, so do what i say thanks mom for not having an abortion or my birthday wouldn稚 be today but i guess its my good fortune my birthdays today ok for 24 hours your wishing me well 364 days i'm in hell oh well happy birthday to me happy birthday to me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me oh well happy birthday to me happy birthday to me i cant believe you forgot my birthday its my birthday and your wrecking it you know its just like every other day you didn稚 do what i say how could you forget my birthday that's really immature fuck you for forgetting my birthday you didn't do what i say today 24 hours no wishing well now 365 days i知 in hell, oh well. happy birthday to me. happy birthday to me happy birthday to me The Vandals Index Change My Pants ( I Don't Wanna )I don't wanna change my pants not gonna change my pants i'll never change... i'm on fire tonight my pants are fitting right gonna rock & roll tonight, alright i don't wanna change my pants not gonna change my pants never change... i'm back in brown again they are my trusted friend you said they looked good last week so i wore 'em again today i don't wanna change my pants not gonna change my pants never change... you can change my shirt, you can change my mind, but don't fuck with my pants these pants represent a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom, yeah come on i'll show you how pants don't fail me now wanna make sweet love to you ...pants i don't wanna change my pants not gonna change my pants never change... every guy grab a girl everywhere around the world don't change your pants, never change your pants it's saturday night i'm feelin' alright don't change your pants, never change your pants got a monkey on my back don't change your pants, never change your pants baby (x16) don't change your pants never change your pants throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't change your pants never change your pants all you sucker mc's don't change your pants never change your pants i love you i need you i want you but i'm not gonna change my pants i'll never change my pants you know i'm born to lose, 'cause gamblin's for fools don't change your pants walkin' down the street, everyone i meet don't change your pants, never change your pants etc. The Vandals Index Get In LineFirst you get in line. and then you're in the line. and then you wait in line. and then it's almost time. to get on to the ride up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee! get back in the line. and then you're in the line. and then you wait in line. and then it's almost time. to get back on the ride. and then you're on the ride. up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee! permanacer (x3) sentados por favor permanacer (x3) sentados por favor up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee! get back in the line. and then you're in the line. and then you wait in line. but someone cuts the line. and they're adding to your time. and that's not very nice. kick 'em outta line. and then you wait in line. and then it's almost time. to get back on the ride. and then you're on the ride. come on! up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee! get back in the line The Vandals Index Johnny TwobagsJohnny twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad brings him down but not down enough to have the blues he's too white to have the blues he thinks he should be black to have the blues he's too green to sing the blues and orange county ain't a breeding ground for blues oh johnny do shut up, i know you think you got it rough you say your life is hard well you didn't spend your days stealin' chickens from the rich folks yard don't play me for a fool. your dad wasn't traded for a mule. do you know what i mean even if your band gets dropped from dr. dream you ain't black and you ain't blind you're girlfriend's not the cheating kind well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues ken is struck in a wheel chair his spine is bent beyond repair he's not singin' the blues and you never even ? of a ? excuse so at school you might have failed but there's men being raped in jail they should be singing the blue and i'm starting to think that you haven't paid your dues you ain't black and you ain't blind you're girlfriend's not the cheating kind well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues he's too white to have the blues he thinks he should be black to have the blues he's too green to sing the blues and orange county ain't a breeding ground for blues it's ok, so don't be sad that your not sad cause your still rad to me johnny twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad brings him down but not down enough to have the blues he's too white to have the blues he thinks he should be black to have the blues he's too green to sing the blues and orange county ain't a breeding ground for blues you ain't black and you ain't blind you're girlfriend's not the cheating kind well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues it's ok, so don't be sad that your sad cause your still rad to me you don't have to pay no dues or be born to lose alot of people would kill to be in your shoes maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues The Vandals Index Kick MeKick me, you know that i am a lazy piece of shit an animal on hand outs from an evil government i've always been a nobody, i'll never be a somebody, unless i kick some ass or get that drink with the umbrella in it so full of shit kick me, you know that my machine is full of rage expose me, you know i'm stupid even for my age please check out my shitty band, the preachings of an anarchist, the government can't owe me if i don't believe that it exists so full of shit kick me. kick me harder i need a good kick. my head is so think kick me. kick me harder. rip me a new one. i don't even have an old one. i'm so full of shit. kill me, before some moron gives me my big chance and i end up a poet/role model buried in france i'm so high on pot & shit i think that i'm in ancient egypt forgive me, but seattle's junkies don't speak for my generation so full of shit. The Vandals Index Soup Of The DaySoup of the day. flavor of the month. stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt. sell out! buy in! never gonna change! cash out now buy a home on the range. 18 years, i'm still punk. going back and forth you silly little fuck! when it goes away, i still stay. no i won't go away never the soup of the day. money is good when it comes your way. take it now, it's your day. take it, before it goes away. pay day! pay day! get out quick. it sure beats selling your dick. soup of the day. flavor of the month. stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt. i had a dream, a terrible thing like a fucking pig grabbing at a brass ring. gimme mine! got mine! constant pain with a shotgun remove your brain. don't care a fuck about the flavor of the month soup of the day. The Vandals Index |
