Born In BellevueMy father went to the country club My mother drove Mercedes around I never got dirty or sweaty I never had to change my underwear Oh, I never had to change my underwear at all I'm born in Bellevue I'm born in Bellevue I'm born in Bellevue Presidents of the United States of America Index Christmas PigletMerry Christmas everyone Ha ha ha ha Thankyou! Christmas.... Christmas piglet in the snow Holy piglet aren't you cold? (Chris..)Little piglet in the snow Holy piglet ho ho ho Rock little piglet! Yeah, oh, alright Christmas... (what a wonderful time of year) Christmas piglet in the snow Holy piglet aren't you cold? (Aren't you cold now piglet?) Christmas piglet there in the snow Holy piglet ho ho ho Holy moly, laides and gentlemen Live from New York City now! Yeah!!!!!!! Can I have my presents now? Presidents of the United States of America Index Devil In A Sleepin' BagWe here headed to Seattle Promotion sickness on the road Takin' it home to rock it out for the kids Dropped a tranny, jumped a railroad And went through a music store If you wnat to buy a van we're taking bids And the Devil shivered in his sleepin' bag he said traveling down the road is such a drag If we make it home by Friday we can brag And the Devil shivered in his sleepin' bag Well i just got back from Austin Ron and Guy-O done it all Funky Weasles there for all the world to see Lord, i hear an angel strummin' In a bar under the stars Junior Brown, Junior Browne, pick for me And the Devil shivered in his sleepin' bag he said traveling down the road is such a drag If we make it home by Friday we can brag And the Devil shivered in his sleepin' bag Presidents of the United States of America Index Farm FoodsMovin' to the country... gotta eat a lot of farm food Movin' to the country.. gotta eat me a lot of farm food Movin' to the country... gotta eat a lot of farm food Movin' to the country... gotta eat a lot of farm food Farm food's grown with a plant Raised and planted by hu-mans Riding tractories around And no matter where I might stay I'll eat farm food every day Get it down at the grocery Movin' to the country... gotta raise a lot of farm food Movin' to the country... gotta raise a lot of farm food Movin' to the country... gotta raise a lot of farm food Movin' to the country... gotta raise a lot of farm food Took a little sap from a maple tree Raised some chickens to ??? And dreamed about green acres Pushed my basket down the aisle The supermarket stretched for a country mile Nature's bounty for a ??? or pie Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah Bushels of farm foods.. farm foods for me Acres of farm foods.. farm foods you see Truckloads of farm foods.. farm foods for me Millions of farm foods.. farm foods you see Presidents of the United States of America Index Gary's TeethHis gums, his gums, his gums Are green and red His teeth, his teeth, his teeth Don't fit his head Presidents of the United States of America Index George Of The JungleGeorge, George, George of the Jungle Strong as he can be Watch out for that tree George, George, George of the Jungle Lives a life thats free Watch out for that tree When he gets in a scrape He makes his escape with Help from his friends an Ape named Ape And his elephant shep can fetch a log He's mans best friend he's George's dog George, George, George of the Jungle Strong as he can be Watch out for that tree George, George, George of the Jungle Friend to you and me Watch out for that tree Hear him holler swing and sing All the animals come to the jungle king So grab a vine and swing in time If you smack a tree just pay no mind Like... George, George, George of the Jungle (x13) Presidents of the United States of America Index Let's Lynch The LandlordThe landlord's here to visit They're blasting disco down below Sez, I'm doubling up the rent Cause the building's condemned You're gonna help me buy City Hall But we can, you know we can But we can, you know we can Let's lynch the landlord Let's lynch the landlord Let's lynch the landlord man I tell them "turn on the water" I tell em "turn on the heat" Tells me "all you ever do is complain" yeah Then they search the place when I'm not home But we can, you know we can But we can, you know we can Let's lynch the landlord Let's lynch the landlord Let's lynch the landlord man There's rats chewin' up the kitchen Roaches up to my knees Turn the oven on, it smells like Dachau, yeah Til the rain pours thru the ceiling But we can, you know we can But we can, you know we can Let's lynch the landlord Let's lynch the landlord Let's lynch the landlord man Let's lynch the landlord man Presidents of the United States of America Index More Rok!Hey you know what I just wanted to let you people know Out there in the world That right now somewere in the world At this moment probably listening to this on Christmas day, you know Somewere in the world its not Christmas But where you are it is you know Because that's a special time Its Christmas Christmas (x3) Every single day of the year Christmas (x4) Every single day of the year Every single day of the year Alright its time to get dizzy in the Christmas spirit Christmas (x4) Get everything together Christmas (x3) Even in some stormy weather Its Hanukkah Hanukkah (x3) Yeah everyday Its Hanukkah Hanukkah (x3) Yeah (x4) Its Christmas time now Presidents of the United States of America Index New York GrooveNew York Groove New York Groove I'm just talkin' about Shaft Shut yo mouth! Many years since I was here On the street I was passing my time away To the left and to the right Bulidings towering to the sky It's out of sight In the dead of night Here I am And in the city With a fistful of dollars And baby, you better believe I'm back, back in the New York Groove I'm back, back in the New York Groove I'm back, back in the New York Groove I'm back, in the New York Groove Back, in the New York Groove In the back of my Cadilac Wicked lady sitting by my side Saying "where are we?" Stopped at 3rd and 43 Exit through the night It's gonna be extacy The place was meant for me It feels so good tonight Who cares about tomorrow So baby, you better believe I'm back, back in the New York Groove I'm back, back in the New York Groove I'm back, back in the New York Groove I'm back in the New York Groove I'm back in the New York Groove I'm back, back in the New York Groove (x18) Presidents of the United States of America Index Road RunnerYou're on the highway and Road Runner goes beep-beep Just step aside or you might end up in a heap Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day Even the Coyote can't make him change his ways Road Runner, the Coyote's after you (beep-beep) Road Runner, if he catches you your through (x2) That Coyote's really a crazy clown When will he learn that he'll can get to mow him down Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone Runnin' down the road his idea of havin' fun... That Coyote's really a crazy clown When will he learn that he'll can get to mow him down Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone Runnin' down the road his idea of havin' fun... Road Runner, the Coyote's after you (beep-beep) Road Runner, if he catches you your through (x4) Presidents of the United States of America Index Robert Goulet (On The River Nile)Standing up high on a mountain top Looking at the valley below Mary Poppins flies by on a rattlesnake and I burry my head in the Egyptian snow Robert Goulet on the River Nile Blue moon winking at the sky Look ????? ??? in his big ol' smile Crowching in the weeds I watch the boat float by They float by They float by Meltromay kissing a camel lip His pinky ring glistening in the sun Back-up band is a monkey and a horse Mel can barely bow when the band is done Eating gourmet on a by-plane wing Her silver tooth blinding the crowd Pilot does a barrell roll flip and stallin And a chorus girl mosh pit breaks her fall We brake her fall Brake her fall Yeah Do-do-do-do-do-do Hey... Presidents of the United States of America Index Shout It Out LoudWell the night's begun And you want some fun Do you think your gonna find it (Think you're gonna find it) You gotta treat yourself like number one Do you need to be reminded (Need to be reminded) It doesn't matter what you do or say Just forget the things you've been told We can't do it any other way Everbody's got to rock and roll Whoa-oa-oa! Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud If you dont feel good Thre's a way that you could Don't sit there broken-hearted (Sit there broken-hearted) Tell your friends in the neighberhood Get the party started (Get the party started) Don't let them tell you that there's too much noise They're too old to really understand You still get rowdy with the boys and girls Becuase its time for you to take a stand Yeah-yeah-ee! Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud (You gotta have a party) (x7) Shout it, shout it, shout it out loud Presidents of the United States of America Index Show Us Your IDHi this is Dave Dederer from The Presidents Of The United States Of America And your listening to.... Alright Seattle Portland Portland San Fransisco Los Angelos New York Tulsa Houston Dallas Pensicola Raleigh Durham Ahh Washington DC Grand Rapids Michigan Hello there, ah, hello there my name is Jason I'm an actual member of the professonal rock band The Presidents Of The United States Of America You are listening to.... you name here Thank you good night Hello, good evening and welcome I am Chris I am in the Presidents Of The United States Of America And your tuned to.... And this is our fabulous little tune called Dune Buggy Were very proud of it and we hope you are too... 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Thanks alot we love you good night Presidents of the United States of America Index SpoonmanAll my friends are green and red All my friends are stop signs, Spoonman All my friends are big and tall All my friends shop at the shopping mall, Spoonman Spoonman, take my problems with your hands Save me, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah Spoonman Presidents of the United States of America Index SupersonicsSo welcome to the game Ladies and gentlemen shout the name Seattle SuperSonics Are basketball bionic And Gary Payton was on Bounce pass up court to Shawn And the crowd sang along (chorus) SuperSonics oh yeah (crowd) SuperSonics (Kevin Calabro:) Not just a regular team Nate McMillan with it, he is free over to Shremp In the corner, Gary wide open, he deLIVERS! YES! Gary Payton hits the three... aye caramba! 15 seconds to play Detlef with the baseline J Up court fast break invaders The slam dunk terminators Fans can rattle the roof Nothing but net Big Smooth Five guys in a groove (chorus) SuperSonics oh yeah (crowd) SuperSonics (Kevin:) not just a regular team Get up Reign Man and make 'em good! Golly is that kid strong! Oh it's getting weird in here... Oh Ali Baba... nobody do the voodoo like you do! SuperSonics oh yeah (x8) SuperSonics (Kevin:) not just a regular team... YOUR Seattle SUPERSonics! Presidents of the United States of America Index Tiny ChristmasYou know Christmas time is a lovely time of the year You can crack a little soda, get a present, and have yourself a beer You can make everybody scream When you dress up like Santa and Come down the stairs And open all the presents Christmas is a crazy crazy crazy crazy time of year You can enjoy the snow Or if you live around Seattle you can enjoy the rain You can pluck yourself a tune on a tiny guitar Cause Christmas is a time for hanging around inside Eatin' all the rubarb pie Makin people happy with a present or two Cause Christmas is a tiny little time of year You can warm your nose and your knees and your ears Inside with a fire that's large I don't know what rhymes with large Maybe your mom's name is Marge That would be nice Christmas is a fabulous invention I think they even have a Christmas convention Down at the Holiday Inn you can go meet Santa And then sit on his lap and get yourself a present And you can already tell I'm makin' this up as I go along Mellowin' out makin' up a tiny Christmas song Cause we all know Jingle Bells And Deck the Halls too well So it's time for a brand new Christmas carol Christmas is a fabulous time of year Yes it is, so hold me near, near I wanna make it happen Open them presents and there wrapping Mind me, cause i got what i wanted But thats no the point now no Cause the point is to be with the ones that you love To not be on tour with the band that you love But to be home nuzzlein' with your Favorite person in the world who ever that might be Just go ahead and nuzzle up cause its Christmas time Merry Christmas everybody from the Presidents Of The United States Of America Presidents of the United States of America Index TV EyeSee that kid Flat on his back See that kid Flat on his back He got a TV eye on me He got a TV eye He got a TV eye on me, oh See that girl Flat on her back See that girl Flat on her back She got a TV eye on me She got a TV eye She got a TV eye on me, oh Presidents of the United States of America Index |
