Fuck CaliforniaI'm in the mountains They're so beautiful and crystal clear They scrape the clouds with their top (and fuck California) The air's so clear I drink it in it makes me drunk I fall down and fall asleep (and fuck San Fransico) I dream of some little evil land With twisted little cragily experiences Down below the Oregon Border (and fuck San Bernardino) I'm there in my dreams I'm there in my nightmares And I got to sing about it all day long (and fuck weed) You've been naked in the sunshine You've been buried in the sand You've been living on the fault line In a chemical plant I've been pounding up and down I-5 Highways wanader such a blast If only I could erase L.A. The trip wouldn'ta went so fast This city is so beautiful The clouds come out in the fall And I love to see them back (and fuck California!) Even on a cloudy day The sun pokes out through at the end of the day To make a little sunset experience even though you're depressed (and fuck Santa Cruz) Ohh I'm in Central Oregon now Driving my little tin blue can And I hear green onions sing (and fuck W????) Green onions on the little stereo And I feel like I'm going the right way Northway North, North, North, North, North! (Yeah keep goin' north boys!) (all right!) (Yahoo!) Sonic cookie on the outside Pure frosting all alone You've been fucking Winona Ryder And she got crabs on your bone The only good thing about California Is the band that I saw They held there breath to shout out Supernova They were playing in a shopping mall Presidents of the United States of America Index Carolyn's BootieI caught a glimpse of Carolyn's Bootie As she was going from the bathroom into my bedroom (into my bedroom) Somethin' about a curse did something to my penis She's got the curves just like on the Venus de Milo (Venus de Milo) Later on, I laid my hands on her Later on, I laid my hands on her Later on, I laid my hands on her Later on I caught a glimpse of Carolyn's Bootie As she was getting dressed for work in my room (in my room) I saw the moonbeam shine on her bootie, I saw the sunbeam shine on her butt, I like it (me like it) Later on, I laid my hands on her Later on, I laid my hands on her Later on, I laid my hands on her I wanna kiss some bootie Curvaceous So delicious Mmmm Nutritious B-b-b-b-b-b-bodacious Presidents of the United States of America Index |
