Ladies And Gentlemen Part lGood evening ladies and gentlemen, what is your desire And hello ladies and gentlemen... explosions and fire Good evening ladies and gentlemen, are you prepared to rok And hello ladies and gentlemen... let's rok Let's rok, let's rok, let's rok, let's rok, let's rok, let's rok, let's rok Let's rok, let's rok, let's rok, let's rok, let's rok, let's rok, let's rok Do you have any iea what it takes to rok? Every night every day every night Plug us in and watch us pump out out sound Comin' to you so you don't have to leave town This is the show... we are the band Sometimes it just takes you by the hand Presidents of the United States of America Index Lunatic To LoveI said I loved you and I told you on a Tuesday You say you're happy but your mind is slidin' sideways You say you're happy but you're dozy in the theater The goons keep grillin me wonderin' - how I'm treatin' ya! I say she's happy, that's all that matters I say she's happy, that's all that matters Her clothes are crappy and her brain is badly battered You say she's happy, that's all that matters now That's all that matters now When I get you home in my room 'tween my sheets And I got a chance to tell you, face to face How I feel about you darling now, I say You're a lunatic to love You're a lunatic to love You can hold my hand to stand up Hey Lunatic I dropped you off at the asylum on a Friday You looked like hell but I said that you looked OK You spent the weekend flailing round the trailer I had to tie you down and strap on you inhaler I wish that I could help you feel the cold breeze Set up an IV of sanity Say there's a spy in one half of your brain Spyin' on the other half and it's drivin' you a little insane But you're happy, that's all that matters You say your happy, that's all that matters Your clothes are crappy and your brain is badly battered You say your happy, that's all that matters now That's all that matters right now When I rescue you from those concrete rooms Where they keep you tied up to your bed Giving you shots of electricity every morning at 7 am It's enough to drive a sane person crazy Baby let me tell you how I feel about ya You're a lunatic to love You can hold my hand to stand up Hey Lunatic Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love Luncatic to love A luncatic to love A luncatic to love A luncatic to love A luncatic to love A luncatic to love A luncatic to love A luncatic to love, love, love, love, love, love A luncatic to love Presidents of the United States of America Index VolcanoUnder the island... middle of a mountain There is a big bad... boomin' system Blowin' speakers... woofers and tweeters Amplifiers... melted wires The parties exploded... the core is corroded Under ground... the Puget Sound Cause a shiftin'... and a drifin' Big black boom box...stuck in the hot rock It's in there flowin'... it's in there growin' You don't believe me... that this scenery Could be a cold blooded killer It's gonna blow... Volcano It's gonna blow... Volcano It's gonna blow... Volcano Now the island is shiftin'... the plates are liftin' The core is creamy...docile and dreamy Stopped up and steamy Happy campers... poop in there pampers When the mountain... becomes a fountain Of white hot lava... molten magna Super sonic... plate techtonics Stero phonic... lava and tonic The boom is bionic Sony shut down... magnavox meltdown Ballistic breakdown Hi-fi heatwave... lo-fi lava cave That sulfur smells... Mt St Helens Pompeii was yellin'... It's gonna blow... Volcano It's gonna blow... Volcano It's gonna blow... Volcano It's gonna blow... Volcano Presidents of the United States of America Index Mach 5I will survive in my Mach 5 In my Mach 5, I will survive Yeah, Yeah I will survive in my Mach 5 In my Mach 5, I will survive Yeah, Yeah I bring the hammer down A tiny crushin sound And I'm in the yard Smashing match box cars An itty bitty crash And my machine is trash But I'm blastin past With chickie on the dash Chickie on the gas Go chickie I will survive in my mach 5 In my mach 5, I will survive Yeah, Yeah I will survive in my mach 5 In my mach 5, I will survive Yeah, Yeah The firecracker blow An urge overload The wild plastic fire Smoke from the tire Layin' a little patch Without a single scratch Between the hammer and the rock I Can see bright blue mach 5 It's my mach 5 Oh Oh my goodness It's the most beautiful little thing I've ever seen in my life It's blue on the outside and all creamy on the interior Yeah I can't bring myself to smash it So I take it for a ride on a sunny summer Sunday afternoon I'm riding with the top down Riding with the top down Riding with the top down Hell I blew the top right of my car I will survive in my Mach 5 In my Mach 5, I will... I will survive in my Mach 5 In my Mach 5 Yeah, I wanna go I wanna go I wanna go I wanna go Presidents of the United States of America Index TwigSome weepy, creepy, willow, pillow boggy shit Transcendental big wheel can ya feel it I got a chickey face down trippin' so damn hard His head splits open, stuffin' spills out into the car Cup of dirty water and a lonely boney frog Slip me seven dollars and I'll pump it full of smog You paint a monkey gold, let him loose downtown You start him with a smile, he'll come back with a frown He's just a twig in the wind, a twig in the wind A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind I'm thick and thin and all right I'm happy feeling crappy in my nappy little car Squozen, frozen, duplicated, drunk in a bar Tape recorded all distorted genius machine A spokes model dipped in refried beans And piggies' fateful price to put their necks on the stump Dusty busted skeletons who pay at the pump Multi-nippled rotating DJ sap I'm shoulder high in crap and my water wings are flat I'm just a twig in the wind, a twig in the wind A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind I'm thick and I'm thin and alright I'm twig in the wind, a twig in the wind A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind Well alright Presidents of the United States of America Index Bug CityWell.. I.. happened to.. Find me a buggy Coming out from under a rock in the grass, yeah He got his bug luggage No time to talk he's walkin' fast, yeah Said he's heading for a log where the lady bugs are plentiful He showed me some brochures and I must say it was beautiful I'm belly down and bendin' back the blades Bug stopped just long enough for him to say I'm on my way... to bug citay I'm on my way... to bug citay If you wanna dance with a buggy Put all six feet on the ground, yeah The bug will pick up your luggage And drive you straight into town, yep Where you're safe from the spray and the kitty and the chase If bugs can make it there they could make it any place Between the sun going going down and the sun coming up Yeah bug city's rocking, Yeah that feather pluckin' log is lit up I'm on my way... to bug citay I'm on my way... to bug citay And they're all going to bug city for the night And they're all going to bug city for the night Every single bug that you see on the sidewalk's On his way to bug city for the night And they're all going to bug city for the night And they're all going to bug city for the night Yes they're all going to bug city for the night And they're all going to bug city for the night Yes they're all going to bug city for the night Presidents of the United States of America Index Bath Of FireI let my thirsty boots wander all over And they come home with lies about women And in the evening toe up to the stars Sun is comin' up and somethings feelin' funky Old moldy korn club stuck in the mud it makes me Wish for a million dollar view Spend my last lone quarter on the korn klub's kool aid And there's nothin else I'd rather do There's nothin like a bath of fire To get this deep down dirt outta me There's nothin like a bath of fire To get this deep down dirt outta me Yeah Razor fanged rattlesnake only tryin' to protect itself I had to haul off and blow it's little head away Sucked out the venom, kept the little skin and Meat found it's way onto my plate There go my boots complainin', tellin me it's time to go stompin' I'd better listen or they'll kick my ass Hell is down there yawnin', hopin I fall head first in it Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt out of me Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt out of me Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt outta me Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt outta me Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt outta me Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt outta me Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt outta me Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt outta me Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep... Presidents of the United States of America Index Tiki GodHey! Had a girl and she did me wrong I didn't let that kinda shit go on too long Split the clouds and divided the sea Showed that evil girl how nasty the tiki god could be She didn't call no more nor bother me My little tiki god made sure I'd live in peace One day I read they found a body in the river Tiki God, why you make me shake, you make me shiver, all right I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God Yeah! Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble Had no idea it would cause so much trouble When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean There was a rumble, an awful commotion Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby Turned out the god was mean and vicious Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes He had a Tiki God... saves him... He had a Tiki God Na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na So when you're caught up in an evil plot Your life's in danger and you can hear the shot Your head is spinning and your fading fast How long do you think this kinda fun can last Your luck will change with a simple motion I found my idol in a bottle in the ocean He splits the clouds and divides the sea And shows those evil guys how nasty those tiki gods can be, all right He had a Tiki God... saves him... He had a Tiki God Yeah Yeah All right Presidents of the United States of America Index L.I.P.Freckles and eyes of brown I'll take a big patty of cow Beautiful pearly statue I couldn't eat meat without you You're my little Indian Princess Little Indian Princess Little Indian Princess Took her off the vegetation Took her by the arm Selling e-coli burgers Couldn't do no harm You're my little Indian Princess Little Indian Princess Little Indian Princess Took her off the vegetation Took her by the arm Selling e-coli burgers Couldn't do no harm I'd use any reason I'd use any trick Just to spend my loose change On a fist sized ice-cream cone at Dick's Little Indian Princess Little Indian Princess Little Indian Princess Little Indian Princess Presidents of the United States of America Index FroggieFroggie jumped all over the stage that day Froggie jumped all over the stage that day Rolling Stone magazine... sucked him dry and made him king Froggie let rip with a big burp And froggie jumped all over the stage that day Froggie jumped all over the stage that day Mick Jagger kissin' frogie's lips... studying films of froggie's hips His eyes are closed cause he's off in a world of ecstacy Where froggie folks get the froggie scene And froggie jumped all over the stage that day WATCH HIM JUMP! Froggie jumped all over the stage that day Froggie jumped all over the stage that day The rocket doctor came downtown to write prescription by the pound And froggie spread it all around And jumped all over the stage that day Cause froggie jumped all over the stage that day He got 50,000 in his flock He plays arena animal rock He can barely stand up straight but somehow he does Make his way directly to the front of the stage and Froggie jumps all over the stage that day WATCH HIM JUMP! Froggie jumped all over the stage that day The show is over... the band is gone... the crowd is gone His girlfriends gone... his make-up's all been sweated off... And he's all alone... He goes to fill that one last prescription... The one with the deadly description... He swallows it down... His brain explodes... his eyes implode... his tiny heart goes peuny pop... His shiny legs refuse to hop... and he floats on down... To a buring place... he looks around...for a friendly face... The band is there patiently waitin' for froggie's brand new sonic creation He starts to ribbit... he starts to kick it He starts to ribbit... he starts to kick it Froggie jumped all over the stage that day Rolling Stone magazine made him cry and missed the king Froggie let rip with a big burp Froggie jumped all over the stage that day Froggie jumped all over the stage Presidents of the United States of America Index Toob AmplifierI got myself a brand new tube amplifier It's large and lovely to behold La, La, La, La, La I got myself a new tube amplifier Now I'm gonna blow a big one I got myself a little tube amplifier It's large and lovely and it smells just like a dream I got myself a tube amplifier Now I'm gonna blow a big one I got myself a brand new big bertha driver Gonna take it to the range (take it to the range) I got myself a new big bertha driver Now I'm gonna hit a big one I got myself a brand new cymbal supplier They're really good they're Sabian They're great they're Sabian I got myself a new cymbal supplier Now I'm gonna crash Now I'm gonna hit Now I'm gonna blow a big one Presidents of the United States of America Index SupermodelLove child to Genghis Kahn And a beautiful busty Amazon On the Death Star with her godfather Darth Vader... and nine months later But that's impossible Yeah, she's super-collosul She'll make a fascinating fossil Supermodel... oh yea... Supermodel... not just a regular girl She made of metal and a million miles high Hair-do scrapin' the sky Made it with the terminator Schwarzennegger... 9 months later But that's impossible Yea, she's supercollosul She'll make a fascinating fossil Supermodel... oh yea... Supermodel... not just a regular girl Supermodel... oh yea... Supermodel... oh yea... Supermodel... oh yea... Supermodel... oh yea... Supermodel... oh yea... Supermodel... oh yea... Supermodel... oh yea... Supermodel... oh yea... Supermodel... Presidents of the United States of America Index Puffy Little ShoesLittle puffy cloud with a tongue Floatin' over a cheese puff rug a lug If I had a choice between those two You know I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... Little skinny chicken on my plate Big skinny skinhead he's up to here with hate If I had a choice between those two You know I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... My puffy little shoes My puffy little shoes My puffy little Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... Puffy little shoes Puffy little shoes Yeah, Urge overkill I got puffy little Take a ride inside my eye And this is what you will likely find Big hammer mud ball breakin' my bones Soft shoulder salamander's up close and alone And if I had a choice between those two I'd absolutely have to choose the one with the shoes Little monkey clawin' at my face And people pack into the ROCK AND ROLL PLACE!!! If I had a choice between those two You know I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos My puffy little shoes My puffy little shoes My puffy little Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... Puffy little shoes Puffy little shoes Yeah Presidents of the United States of America Index Ladies And Gentlemen Part llGood evening ladies and gentlemen, hope you enjoyed the show Good bye ladies and gentlemen, it's time to go Good evening ladies and gentlemen, that's all the songs we know Good bye ladies and gentlemen, SO LET GO! LET'S GO! LET GO! LET'S GO! LET GO! LET'S GO! LET GO! LET'S GO! LET GO! LET'S GO! LET GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! Presidents of the United States of America Index Basketball DreamI had a dream.... Magic Johnson was ill He autographed the ball.... small rubber ball. Ten feet tall.... pig, big puffy shoes. Are the cameras on.... are the cameras on? Set the ball down.... went out to the court. Shot a swish (laugh laugh) Felt like a.... felt like a pillow. Went back to his spot.... Magic was gone. Same old ball..... time to go home. Presidents of the United States of America Index |
