Wax The BootySee a fly skinny on the avenue My shades down hat flipped on and on a cashew. Could not believe my eyes so I lifted up my shades And this girl is starring at me as if she wanted to get layed. ? Next the girl started steppin and she crossed the street She walked to me and at that my knees got weak. ? Then I snapped to realize that it was my duty to get this freak and co-wax the booty. Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak with the nice size booty. ? Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak so I am going to wax her booty. Heading for the crib I was reciting some rhymes ? When the freak cut in and started telling of the times. She wanted to rock me and these were no lies And that is when I contracted the rise in my Levis. ? Step into my crib she said the rise impressed her So without delay I began to undress her. Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her are you with me She said yes so I grabbed them titties. ? Next was the test to see if she was high rank I dropped her panties and I asked do u stank. ? She said no you owe it to me that my shower soap is Gucci ? So I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie. Headed fo her coochie. ? Grease it down real good.?br> Headed for her coochie. When I got to her coochie I looked close to see if this girl had any types of signs of VD ? She did not so I said to myself Oh goody And I grabbed my dick and co-stuck in her puddy. ? Started rocking this freak with my hands on her But you should have seen in her booty I was tearin it up. Next I whispered in her ear baby please turn over And rocked doggie style while I was calling her Rover.? Still tearin it up on her face was a grin Holdin on to her waist pumping harder than sin. But she was lovin it all w/ her back in a arch ? I busted my nut and she started to bark. Now if you think the story is over just listen to this I thought my mission was complete so I gave her a kiss. Then I was searchin for a towel to clean off my dickie Cuz it was kinda wet all bloody and sticky. ? And to talk about gross heres something sicker than sick The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick.?br> I started trippin cuz this was something I've never seen The girl was more than a freak she was a sexual fiend.? And when I thought that was as sick as one girl could get She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it.?br> Oh now this girl was much more to me than a freak In my opinion she was plain nasty.? But never the less I completed my duty I got this freak and co-waxed the booty. Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak with the nice size booty. ? Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak so I am going to wax her booty. Too short dont stop. ? Too short dont stop. ? Too short dont stop the beat. Hey yo short dog can I get a bitch. Biiiiiiiitch. Now if you like the booty come on fellas show it ? This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it. ? And if the ladies if you are tries of a man on your fanny Then fuck you go home and watch the tube with granny. Cuz this is booty night non stop With the #1 wax and me Kid Rock.?br> So lets get hyped cuz if I see you calm I am gonna think that you are waxin w/ Rosie Palm. I mean really how could you be so dumb Just look at all the girls that are dying to get some. ? Man, just dont be a wussy And I'll garentee u could get a piece of pussy. ? But to get it you have to realize Dont brag to the freak about your dick size.? Man, thats not the way to win it Cuz it is not the length of your wond its the magic in it. Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak with the nice size booty. ? Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak so I am going to wax her booty. Kid Rock Index Pimp Of The NationThere's only two types of men Pimps and John's There's one type of bitch That's a hoe God damn hooker this is my world God damn time to go Where's my doe Its startin to snow All I want is the dollas I've been a pimp so long ? gahndi had an afro Pimp, hold my dick like a holster Girls want a Kid Rock poster And be able to both stay looked at The number one pimp with the number one rap What's up with that Well I'm a cool cat With the rap That's harder than a pimp slap And because I do so much pimpin One day I'll probably walk with a limp And drive a big Lincoln Wearing an unbuttoned shirt And be a fifty five year old pervert But for now rap's the occupation But watch one day I'll be Pimp Of The Nation Hoes are rustlic Daddy's in the house We got hoes and hoes and hoes Prices are low We pratically given the coochie away Shake the booty Shake that booty Its not a ? sell Its a cake sell God Damn It Pimp of the Nation, I could be it As a matter of a fact, I for see it But only pimpin hoes with the big tush While you be left pimpin Barbra Bush What's up granny First name Annie Dried up kunt and a saggin fanny The highlight of your sex adventures You wanna suck dicks take out your denchers A show of life is all I'm givin Old Pimp young hoes is how I'm livin But for now rap's the occupation But watch one day I'll be Pimp Of The Nation I got all the hookers, God Damn It I got Sensational Sherry, Juicy Lucy, Nasty Nancy, and Tammy Toe Jam All of them ready, willing, and able to give the mack daddy the dollas And all the coochie and kunts that's the sweet part Hahahaha I have hoes like horses in a stable Rich, famous, willing, and able First off Ja Ja Kubore Different gore Is my highest paying whore And for some hot booty waxin Fake Ass Latoya Jackson Rosanne Barr is my newest trick While on the beach I prune her with my dick And the bitch who fucks with my cash Robin Givens I'll rip your ass Yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock Don't fuck with me I'll be Pimp of the Nation, Bitch One nation under a pimp Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped One nation under a pimp Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped One nation under a pimp Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped One nation under a pimp Gettin Paid cuz suckers is pussy whipped Oh yeah who's pimpin out there Ah huh The Midwest is pimpin Detroit is pimpin Mt. Clemens is pimpin Romeo is pimpin The balck man he pimpin Katie C he's pimpin Bo your pimpin I said Tom he's pimpin Chuck and Murph their pimpin D he's pimpin Boner is pimpin Ben he's pimpin Ralph C is pimpin The yound brothers are pimpin Elie your pimpin I said Tony your pimpin Hey Chicago your pimpin Mr. Lee your pimpin My pops is pimpin ? D he's pimpin Jay C he's pimpin Diesy is pimpin Dougie Doug is pimpin D-Nice he's pimpin Chuck Nice is pimpin Barry White he's pimpin New York is pimpin I said Philly is pimpin Oakland your pimpin Too short your pimpin Arseno Hall your pimpin Eddie Murphy your pimpin Jive your pimpin RCA is pimpin Top Dogg is pimpin Michael Jackson, Ah you ain't pimpin shit Ah hah hah Word em up Word em up Kid Rock Kid, Kid Rock Kid, Kid Rock And I'm Pimp of the Nation Hah hah Word You stay on third base I'm goin home with the bacon baby Peace Kid Rock Index |
