Any ManHi! Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your face Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase I laced the weed with insect repellant, better check the smelly Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling With a capital, somebody grab me a Snapple I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's apple Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure That my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch - ain't you feelin these kicks cunt?" The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell I'm sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs And I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it (Yuck!) Hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til you numb it And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I don't feel it Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha? Is fuckin crazy -- hello, hi! Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin crazy -- do you hear me? Is fuckin crazy I'm ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium Than a maniac Saudi Arabian A highly combustible head, spazmatic Strapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed Laid up in the hospital in critical condition I flatlined; jumped up and ran from the mortician High speed, IV full of thai weed Lookin Chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamese Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends On if I keep on killin my girlfriends Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha? Is fuckin crazy -- listen!! Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Is fuckin crazy Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed (Shucks!) I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be (RRARRRRH) Give me eleven Excederin my head'll spin Medicine'll get me revvin like a 747 jet engine Scratched my balls til I shredded skin "Doctor, check this rash, look how red it's been" "It's probably AIDS!" Forget it then I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows That don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus Somethin somethin somethin, somethin I get weeded My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read it Damn ! Eminem Index Bad InfluenceJust pull the plug! People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it They say I'm suicidal Teenagers' newest idol C'mon do as I do Go ahead get mad and do it Just pull the plug! People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it They say I'm suicidal Teenagers' newest idol C'mon do as I do Go ahead get mad and do it Hand me an .8 Beam me up and land me in space I'ma sit on top of the world {I'm here} And shit on Brandy and Mase I'm more than ill Scarier than a white journalist in a room with Lauryn Hill {ahhh} Human horror film But with a lot funnier plot And people goin' feel me cuz I'ma still be The mad rapper whether I got money or not {yup} As long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of pot I'll be in a canoe paddlin' makin' fun of your yacht But I would like an award For the best rapper to get one mic in The Source And a wardrobe I can afford Otherwise I might get sent up back-strike in a Ford And you wonder what the fuck I need more Vicadin for Everybody's pissin' me off; even a No Limit tank looks like A middle finger sideways flippin' me off No shit I'm a grave danger to my health Why else would I kill you and jump in a grave and bury myself Just pull the plug! People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin' to it They say I'm suicidal Teenagers' newest idol C'mon do as I do Go ahead get mad and do it Just let it go! Just pull the plug! People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin' to it They say I'm suicidal Teenagers' newest idol C'mon do as I do Go ahead get mad and do it Just let it go! I'm the illest rapper to hold the cordless, patrolling corners Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters I'm meaner in action than Rosco beating James Tar Senior Across the back with vacuum cleaner attachments {ouch ouch} I grew up in the wild hood, as a hazardous youth With a fucked up childhood, that I used as an excuse And ain't shit changed, I kept the same mindstate Since the third time that I failed 9th grade You probably think that I'm a negative person Don't be so sure of it I don't promote violence, I just encourage it {c'mon} I laugh at the sight of death As I fall down a cement flight of steps (ahhhh) And land inside a bed of spider webs So throw caution to the wind, you and a friend Can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again Shit, why not? Blow your brain out I'm blowing mine out Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now Just let it go People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin' to it They say I'm suicidal Teenagers' newest idol C'mon do as I do Go ahead get mad and do it Just pull the plug! Just let it go People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin' to it They say I'm suicidal Teenagers' newest idol C'mon do as I do Go ahead get mad and do it Just pull the plug! My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains Are rippin' out your skull so bad To sew you back would be a waste of stitches I'm not a "Role Model," I don't wanna babysit kids I got one little girl, and Hailey Jade is Shady's business And Shady's just an alias I made to make you pissed off Where the fuck were you when Gil was payin me to dishwash I make a couple statements and now look how crazy shit got You may be gettin' a bigger attitude than maybe Kim's got And the shit's almost got the same fate that Grady's bitch got I know that "Just the Two of Us" would make you hate me this much And Just the Two of Us That ain't got shit to do with us and our personal life It's just words on a mic. So you can call me a punk, a pervert or a chauvinist pig But the funny shit is that I still go with the bitch Eminem Index |
