Trife ThievesTrife thieves we can't be trusted Step into my clique the wrong way And get your motherfucking dome busted We got cement shoes for all you damn snitches We ain't just shooting niggaz We buckin bitches Trife thieves we can't be trusted Step into my clique the wrong way And get your motherfucking dome busted We got cement shoes for all you damn snitches We ain't just shooting niggaz We buckin bitches [Bizarre] My fully loaded nine will shoot throguh your metal door Have ya nigga's far and out like white kids at grocery stores(AHHHH) Battle bizarre and its just to deadly Even a rapper with amnesia who met me still could forget me If I don't get all my fucking dough Y'all gonna see more fights and spits then the Jerry Springer show Cause I'm a nasty, dirty, filthy bitch But ????? even a basshead with AIDS would suck my dick Cause I'm quick to snatch a nigga out his polo I'm the reason nigga's come ten deep and end up leavig solo Meet losing ya'll nigga's must be bugging We can battle for ten minutes and let your cousins be the judges I'm the illest rapper to come out thus far I'll shoot anybody even the bitch who gave me CPR Step to the Outz and end up getting burned Fuck around and get raped like one of Bill Clinton's interns [Eminem] I'll shove a gun in ya grill greasy and heated Smothered in hot mustard So when I feed it to you it's easy to eat it You need to be immediately treated while you breathin Or you'll be leavin the receivin room this evenin with Jesus You hate on us and we'll be waitin on eight corners swarmin ya hood With a thousand angry skateboarders (c'mon) I hop in a jeep and slam on the gas and charge you And bombard you in the car that your mom bought you Fuck around and get choked and found in a moat Flotin around drowned face down in a boat I'll pile five dudes in a pinto and pull up To the 7 Mile drive-through at McDonald's and piledrive you I got the power to snatch a motherfucker out of his car When he drives by me at 90 mph This place is my house I might as well erase my face with white out Cause y'all can't see me like Mase's eyebrows [Fuzz] I'm dressed to please sucking nips, yeah, she get it The same way that I fucked the chick Stuck my hands in her panties like bitch suck my dick 87 freak 187 heat the passion rolls I'm passing clothes You like it in the ass is what I'm askin hoes Aren't you Fuzz he has sold more albums then the Jackson's sold I love you baby if I'm not with you then I'm blastin foes Telepathly harrasing foes I know your little sister is four-teen but her ass can grow Ice-berg took down Titantic elastical Given my fans the exact shit they asking for Fuzz Scooter fucking one man bout to show you passing one blunt Bitch we passing four I rode your ass and smoked take one pull and smoke your head up I'll send you to tell 2Pac to keep his head up I went to the fighting really Canibus who can get up I knew this shit was over from the fucking blood that he spit up Ran a couple more miles should have done more sit-ups I want his dumb ass to jump up bitch and get lit up Call your bitch like bitch come and pick this bitch up On battle you be sweeter then I get this shit up I'll stomp you too you get up Or stomp you to the cops come Eighty nigga's came when your fucking block got dumb Trife thieves we can't be trusted Step into my clique the wrong way And get your motherfucking dome busted We got cement shoes for all you damn snitches We ain't just shooting niggaz We buckin bitches Trife thieves we can't be trusted Step into my clique the wrong way And get your motherfucking dome busted We got cement shoes for all you damn snitches We ain't just shooting niggaz We buckin bitches Eminem Index We're Still #1 FreestyleTeats and Thurston Howell, and yelling Wordsworth My mother smoked crack I had a premature birth I'm just a nerve purse with badly disturbed nerves You wanna be the one to step up and get served first 99% of aliens prefer Earth Come here to rule the planet, storm on your turf I hid a secret message inside of a word search With smeared letters, runnin together and blurs spurts Hang with male shovenest pigs and perverts I point water pistols at women and squirt shirts Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerbers My first words were bleep bleep and curse curse Never had shit and I still don't deserve dirt My breath still stinks, and I'm on my third cert Digging out my stitches, and hollering nurse nurse! You said this shot would numb me this shit just hurts worse! Eminem Index Rap Superstar(Eminem Speaking) Most people don't see how much work is really involved in this rap shit I didn't know it I didn't see it I never saw it until i was actually in it You really gotta be in it To understand what its like But you always gotta People always gotta see your smile You always gotta put on that fake You know what i'm sayin No matter what u just been through (B-Real) So you wanna be a rap superstar And live large a big house 5 cars, you're in charge Comin up in the world Don't trust nobody Gotta look over your shoulder constantly (B-Real) I remember the days when i was a young kid growin up Lookin in the mirror dreamin about blowin up To rock crowds make money Chill wit the honies Sign autographs and whatever the people want from me Shits funny How impossible cream manifest in the games that be comin with it Never the less you gotta go for the gusto But you don't know about the blood sweat and tears and losin some of your peers And losin some of your self Music has past gone by Hopefully you don't manifest for the wrong guy Egomaniac in the brainiac Don't know how to act Shits deep 48 tracks Studio gangsta mack Sign a deal emcees wanna make a mill But never will Till he crosses over still Feelin no hate But fantasies come wit these Just to sacrifice the taste of makin cheese You wanna be a rap superstar in the biz And take shit from people who don't know what it is I wish it was all fun and games But the price of fame is high And some can't pay to play Trapped in what you rappin about Tell me what happened when you lost clout The rout you took started collapsing No fans No fame No respect No change No women And everyone shits on your name (Chorus) So you wanna be a rap superstar And live large A big house 5 cars The rent charged Comin up in the world don't trust nobody Gotta look over your shoulder constantly To be a rap superstar And live large A big house 5 cars The rent charged Comin up in the world don't trust nobody Gotta look over your shoulder constantly (Noreaga Speaking) When you sign to a record label You don't know you sign your life over And these whiteboys don't care about you Cuz the minute you fall off They'll find another Noreaga And they'll find another Capone-n-Noreaga And they'll find another B-Real So you need to just keep Stack your chips up Do what you gotta do while your hot And mafuckin get out the game Stick to the drug game And the drug game is even worse Because if someone jerks you You can shoot em and kill me But in this game if someone jerks you You gotta be humble (Eminem Speaking) No matter what you just been through Shit has gotta be right You gotta approach people You gotta be on the up and up And everything gotta be all good When you see someone slap hands with em You know what i'm sayin give em a pound Or whatever it is But you always gotta act like it ain't shit (Chorus) (B-Real) My own son don't know me Sittin up in the hotel room lonley But I thank god I'm wit my homies But sometimes I wish I was back home But only no radio or videos Cuz they show me no love The phony gotta hit the road slowly So the record gets pushed by sony I'm in the middle like monie And the press say that My own people disowned me And the best way back Is to keep your head straight Never inflate the cranium Your crew worried about them honies at the paladium Who just wanna cling on swing on And so on and go on and fall off The hoes fall off To the next rap superstar Wit no shame give him a year And they'll be right out the game The same as the last one Who came before him Gained fame Started gettin ignored I warned him Assured him This ain't easy take it from weezy Sleezy people wanna be cheesey They talkin evil (Chorus) Eminem Index When To Stand Up(scratched) (3X): "No...you hear me! You go to hell" -> Mr. Garrison [Eminem] Yo At birth I was born with the biggest middle finger on earth The first time I went to stick it up the shit hurt Moms wouldn't take it, the bitch still hates me One day she said, "Go rake leaves," I said, "Make me!" I'm proud to announce i was probably the first kid Who was kicked out of his house for making fart sounds with his mouth Arguing with me and mom was on-going She called law enforcement when I broke the law mower The slut gave me a truck when I turned sixteen I went to start it and it screamed, "Please fix me!" Back then, when Will Smith was still the Fresh Prince And him and Jeff were still best friends, I guess then I decided to cut class to rap full time And get the fuck outta the fake school and rhyme Anybody who thinks this fuckin attitude is a gimmick Come and see me, see if I don't live up to this image Break shit! (scratched) (4X): "No...you hear me! You go to hell!" [Parl Yams] Yo, y'all rappers have never learned That's why I'm fuckin wit y'all Run around telling niggas they can fuck wit Parl I bring it to your high school, smoke the prom Put your brother in an air lock, choke your mom Cause any horror like a play off loss in game seven Walk around ripping on niggas madder than James Evans My left hand's sharp it moves freestyle ultra Slap my dick like Kool Keith Fuck like you stole from me, and rules the streets I don't wanna have to fuck you up, so cool cease Parl Yams be the chosen thug What i spit be cold juice like a fruitful hug Run the streets while you're stuck at home My temper life bushwick bill fucker leave me the fuck alone I've been jealous since niggas was windmillin' These cats just started to rhyme, my pen's spillin' And moms just told me to act, i've been wheelin' So boy just slow your deck, i've been stealin' I wet rappers cause it's me and Em I guess I just ain't give a fuck like Eminem Burglarize take busts with the slugs Come in your window like (? ? ?) and bustin' your club Put the heat up I teach them niggaz what to suck And my young lords, when to stand up and light the Dutch (scratched) (4X): "No...you hear me! You go to hell!" [Eminem] I ended my last show with a horse swingin' a lasso Drunk with the asshole ripped out of an old bathrobe Cause I don't give a fuck, you better understand that Two Zantacs I give a fuck if I sound whack Billboard, drugs is what I kill for I'm Happy Gilmore, you slip me anything in pill form I'm in to mingle but I plan to stay single Play bingo and drink, get old and watch my face wrinkle Sike, I'm 24 Thursday; six more birthdays and I'm blowin my brains out when I'm thirty As long as my heart beats I'ma keep tryin to see How much speed I can eat before I fall the fuck asleep So "I'm the Rapper, He's the DJ" I'm the one thats got the six year old nephew screamin "F/U/C/K" So Jeff, give me a scratch (scratched: "No!") Y'all can kiss my ass until your lips stick to my pants (scratched) (5X): "No...you hear me! You go to hell!" Eminem Index What's The Difference[Phish] What's the difference between me and you? (repeat 2X) [Dr. Dre] Back when Cube - was rollin wit Lorenzo in a Benzo I was bangin wit a gang of instrumentals Got the pens and pencils, got down to business; but sometimes the business end of this shit can turn your friends against you But you was a real nigga, I could sense it in you I still remember the window of the car that you went through That's fucked up, but I'll never forget the shit we been through And I'ma do whatever it takes to convince you Cuz you my nigga Doc, and Eazy I'm still wit you Fuck the beef, nigga I miss you, and that's just bein real wit you You see the truth is Everybody wanna know how close me and Snoop is And who I'm still cool wit Then I got these fake-ass niggaz I first drew with Claimin that they non-violent, talkin like they *voice sample* Spit venom in interviews, speakin on reunions Move units, then talk shit and we can do this Until then - I ain't even speakin your name Just keep my name outta yo' mouth and we can keep it the same Nigga, it ain't that I'm too big to listen to the rumors It's just that I'm too damn big to pay attention to 'em That's the difference Chorus: Phish (repeat 2X) What's the difference between me and you? You talk a good one - but you don't do what you supposed to do I act on what I feel and never deal wit emotions I'm used to livin big dog style and straight coastin [Xzibit] Yo I stay wit it While you try to perpetrate, play wit it Never knew about the next level until Dre did it (YEAH) I stay committed while you motherfuckers baby-sitted I smash you critics like a overhand right from Riddick (Yeah!) Come and get it, shitted on villians by the millions I be catchin bitches while bitches be catchin feelings So what the fuck am I supposed to do? I pop bottles and hot hollow-points at each and all of you (Come on!) A heartless bastard, high and plastered My style is like the reaction from too much acid - never come down Pass it around if you can't handle it Hang Hollywood niggaz by they Soul Train laminates What's the difference between me and you? (What?) About five back accounts, three ounces and two vehicles Until my death, I'm Bangladesh I suggest you hold yo' breath til ain't none left Yo that's the difference Chorus [Eminem] Aight, hold up hold up! STOP THE BEAT A MINUTE!! I got somethin to say Dre; I wanna tell you this shit right now while this fuckin weed is in me (The fuck?!) I don't know if I ever told you this, but I love you dawg I got your motherfuckin back, just know this shit [Dre] Riiight? .. Slim, I don't know if you noticed it But I've had your back from day one, nigga let's blow this bitch [Em] I mean it dawg, you ever need somebody offed - who's throat is it? [Dre] Well if you ever kill that Kim bitch, I'll show you where the ocean is [Eminem] Well that's cool, and I appreciate the offer But if I do decide to really murder my daughter's momma I'ma sit her up in the front seat and put sunglasses on her And cruise around wit her for seven hours through California And have her wavin at people (Hi!) Then drop her off on the corner at the police station and drive off honkin the horn for her Raw dawg, get your arm gnawed off Drop the sawed off and beat you wit the piece it was sawed off of Fuck blood, I wanna see some lungs coughed up Get shot up in the hot tub til the bubbles pop up and they nose and cough snot up, mucus in hot water That's for tryin to talk like The Chronic was lost product That's for even THINKIN of havin them thoughts thought up! You better show some respect whenever the Doc's brought up!! So what's the difference between us? We can start at the penis Or we can scream, "I Just Don't Give a Fuck," and see who means it! Chorus 1.25X Eminem Index The Last HitIntro: scratches by DJ Mighty Mi "Shady! That's me!" -> Eminem "High and Mighty Trilogy" -> Mr. Eon "Back with the flyest material" -> Erick Sermon "Shady... Sh... Shady!" -> Eminem "That that... that's me!" -> Eminem "High.. High and.. Mighty Trilogy" -> Mr. Eon "Back with the..." -> Erick Sermon "Funky... beats" [Mr. Eon] Packin this third eye, pursue a Cyclops They trade in they high tops for nice sized white rocks (Excuse me) Words in my right, that pass my left ear Your style is ass-out like the Bulls are next year (you're GONE) Fear this veneer, you get stung like virgins Who that cat splurgin instead of rehearsin? Tough guys, degentrify your high rise Lookin more like Ronald than them fuckin Fry Guys Go on uptown fuckin senoritas In Taco Bell screamin, "Viva gorditas!" Bring all your dogs - I give em rabies They never had a chance like my two aborted babies (WAAAH!) Got Pope John Paul the 2nd, prayin to Satan Have your vegan girlfriend cookin up bacon on barbituates with that shit that you hit Smoke my spliffs withcha, cause spinal bifida [Eminem] My nine is liftin ya, six feet when I spray rounds Hit you with 12 shots in mid-air and four more on the way down as eight strays graze through a kid's hair on the playground You lay down on a stretcher (Don't get carried away now!) No pun intended, just hop out of your whip and leave it un-attended before I whip out this gun and end it Unless you want it dented with bullet holes any minute Cause I can leave your Infinite full of those even if someone's in it Snatch the airbag, hit the corner and park it Corner the market, I got her tied up in a chair and gagged Bitches get smacked and grabbed by the hair and dragged like cavewomen, while I'm gravediggin with Marilyn Man' Chorus: Mr. Eon, Eminem If you got a bowl of hash better cash it You got a satchel, flash it, I'ma take your last hit And if you spittin wack shit on the microphone I'ma snatch it outta your hand so fast I'ma detach it So if you got a bowl of hash, you better cash it You got a satchel, flash it, I'ma take your last hit I'm flabbergasted off two tabs of acid Threw my baby's mother in the hatchback and latched it [Mr. Eon] Yo yo, "Eon's wack now," how you think that? Couldn't get on my record if you were shrink rap (can I get a rhyme?) Desecrate a crate with these rhymes I be totin Let's go back online and jerk off on your modem I got stupid mucus from these loose lips My loose leaf leave your whole persona weak to the point that you stand up on your feet, best retreat Let's go back in time and steal my whole steez The Quickening, did a bris at the christening I'm exercisin, doing liftings and twistings Instinct's the nicest, I keep tellin you What the fuck this guy on the corner been sellin you? [Eminem] (Here - buy this) I'm e-mailin you, at the wrong website and mispellin you, prank you and put the fear of hell in you Escaped Bellevue, stuffed the nurse in a purse Disperse like I added too many words in a verse Slim Shady, a perverted version of birth Drivin off, leaving a murdered virgin at church The first person who searchin the earth for the motherfucker that pulled the plug when they shoulda alerted the surgeon first (Kill his ass) Get thrown curves, and hit with your own words Leave me alone bitch! I get on my own nerves And if I don't got two balls and a middle finger to throw up I'm takin off both shoes and stickin each middle toe up (Fuck y'all!!!!) Chorus [Eminem] Any disease out there I'm willin to catch it... Slim Shady... All praises to The High & Mighty Outro: scratches by DJ Mighty Mi "Slim Shady", "naughty rotten rhymer" "Mr. Eon", "illest rhyme dropper" "Slim Shady", "naughty rotten rhymer" "Mr. Eon", "illest rhyme dropper" "Slim Shady" "N....nau..naughty...ro..ro..rotten rhyme....rhyme..rhy..rhymer" "Mr. Eon" "Illest rhyme drop...drop..drop..dro..dro..rhyme dropper" Eminem Index Three Six Five(Chorus) Skam: Yo I'm tryin to be the man of the day Three six five a year See the bullshit you sayin, Skam ain't tryin to hear (Fuck that!) Bustin lyrics in the air Keepin some up in the chamber Eminem: Yo Skam, what the fuck you doin? Skam: Man, I'm releasin anger Eminem : I'm tryin to be the illest of the day Three six five a year See that bullshit you sayin, Shady ain't tryin to hear Spittin lyrics in your ear Keepin some up in the chamber Skam: Aiyyo Shady what the fuck you doin? Shady: I'm releasin anger (Verse 1) Skam: Man I'm tired of bein tired, everytime I wake up Tired of these fake ducks, tired of bein late for the bus Tired of all be blendin, and endin up datin sluts So my facial expression stay stuck up, and shut the fuck up! To the pity ass rappers, that ain't shit with out make-up, wake up Gold diggin bitches, the buck stops here The road to riches is closed for repair So if the shoe ain't fittin, girl leave that shit alone You aint Erykah Badu, what I look like Tyrone? I rip your tissue out your ear Spittin like I don't care My hair look like I ain't come it, shit a damn near year So I burn, zig-zag, I leave the next man with his heels up Brain dead, and be reincarnated at a speed bump When we done we stay hard, so you don't land shit Suck Skam's dick, off of what a dead man spit Yo that's it, I don't plan shit, you know how we go down They need to slow down, and take a look who the hoe now At every industry party, gettin so damn drunk Can't remember the lass ass you kissed, or dick you sucked Remind me of my ex, in the street got me veck Tryin to roll up on Miami, leavin with a broke neck Oh shit, leathal lyric equal land mind I be stackin up white rappers like im throwin gas signs And I'm, buck wild exposin the plain truth You couldn't mess with me, fuckin shit up in the same room Hey you, I don't know you but fuck it, let me get a dollar For this bad car, that go along with the breath Some show the mad bomb, and steal the show like a theft Cause in Miami, the baby jammin like three up in the chamber (Yo Skam what the fuck you doin?) (Chorus) Verse 2 Eminem: Some people say I'm strange, I tell them ain't shit change I'm still the same lame asshole with a different name Became late to the last show with a different dane Brain ate from the last ode that I snifed the cane Yo know your spaced the fuck out like George Lucas When your pukus, turnin to yellow with orange mukus So when I grab a pencil and squeeze it between fingers I'm not a rapper, I'm a demon who speaks English Freak genuis, too extreme for the weak and squeemish Burn you alive till you screamin to be extinquished Cause when I drop the science, motherfuckers tell me to stop the violence Start a fire and block the hydrants I'm just a mean person, you never seen worse than So when Slim gets this M-16 burstin You gettin spun backwards like every word of obscene cursin On the B-side of my first single with the clean version Stoppin your short life when you still a teen virgin Unless you get a kidney speciman from a spleen surgeon In the best hospital possible for emergancy surgery To try to stop the blood from your rushin sternly eternally I'll take it back before we do each others name Run in a ultrasound and snatch you out your mothers frame I'll take it further back than that Back to lovers lane, to the night you were started Cock block your fathers game I'll plead the fifth like my drawers were muzzled So suck my dick while I take a shit and do this crossword puzzle And when I'm down with ten seconds left, then to hope out I'ma throw a head-but so hard, I'll knock us both out (Chorus) Eminem Index Eminem And Dilated Peoples Freestyle*after shoutouts and talking* [Eminem] Peace to Thirstin Howl, A.L. and Wordsworth My mother smoked crack, I had a premature birth I'm just a nerd cursed, wit badly disturbed nerves Who wanna be the one to step up and get served first? Ninety-nine percent of aliens prefer earth So I'm here to rule the planet, startin wit your turf I hid a secret message inside of a wordsearch Wit smeard letters, runnin together in blurred spurts I hang wit male chauvinist pigs and perverts Who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerber's My first words were "Bleep bleep" and "Curse curse" Never had ish, and I still don't deserve dirt My breath still stinks and I'm on my third Certs Yankin out my stitches, hollering "Nurse nurse!" "You said this shot would numb it, trick it just hurts worse!" Grew up in a dump next door to a burnt church But gunshots drowned out crickets and bird chirps And it's like that, and it's like that [Evidence] Got no apathy Yo I Platform my strategy, mix words in alchemy Evidence, I won't get caught shot on the balcony Between you and I, I'll tell you here's the diff Gun to your head, you're dead, pointblank I shapeshift That's right, to dear/deer, anelope, or owl In life, use your potential, or Steve Howe I'm about to call it quits, yo too much weight'll break your rack mount The man'll make you move, yo so make your move a backout You say I use my name too much as a clutch Try holdin on to beat instead of pushin on your crutch Flipped it backwards, Evidence attack nerds off the head Steadfast, right or left, don't matter see you comin Deaf/Def like Leppards, pop the piece, I be the sheppard Causin the herd, the name is Ev absurd Verbs get flipped, it's like this, yo acronyms and all that Methaphor imagery, you claimin metaphors and spittin similies Not havin It, the name is Evidence Like Pos. K gibbin the life thinkin of stabbin it Skills prevail you possess, take no offense But don't profess lies within your mind, tempt and stress [Iriscience] It's like uh-oh-oh It's Dilated Peoples on the Wake Up Show-uh-oh We kick a lick or some for the radio-uh-oh Yo CaTashTrophic like Rico *fades out* Eminem Index Get You MadYo.. yo! (* Eminem hachs up spit *) Mic check.. (My dick!) Testing.. one, two (* Eminem hach-spits on mic *) Ffff-fuck.. (My dick!) My nuts.. My attitude is worse than NWA's was I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people who ain't have shit to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!) You see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin, "Puffy is good, (HEY!) but Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!) I look at my life in a new light -- fuck it Give me two mics; I write songs for me -- fuck what you like You're probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause I don't like rap anyway I'm just tryin to get my porno career started Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+ Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went (* zipper sound *) "Come on, let's go!" Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters Lesson One: Throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?) Don't give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me) and make em come to your basement and listen (you're gonna fuckin check this out) Lesson Three: Get a job at a label; switch demos with Canibus and put yours on the owner's table (here listen!) Lesson Four: 'Know you heard this before' "Hey let me get your number; I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!" Don't act like a fan -- you wanna get signed? Get the whitest A&R you can find Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live And that's the key, but when you see me on the street; I ain't givin you shit bitch - don't even bother askin me (get away from me) Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin cause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!) Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!) Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("It's all about me..") Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!") And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah (What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm takin a bath Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh White trash -- fuckin your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!") While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad [Yo why you diss me?] You know I just be sayin that to get you mad And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had [A big dick!] You know I just be sayin that to get you mad "I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad!" You know I just be sayin that to get you mad "He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" [Nurse! Nurse!] You know I just be sayin that to get you mad What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *) Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS Blood drippin from it, rippin your stomach like a paper mache You talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill though I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO!) Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with +Agent Orange+ And wiped my ass with his page in Source (Here!) The demon is here, steamin this year I rip [*Mystikal's*] voicebox out, scream in his ear (AHHHHHH!) It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give it "Yeah I don't think this guy is well.." I'm high as hell I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail [* impersonating Method Man *] I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin Lay your nuts on the dresser Just your nutsack by itself And bang them shits with a spiked bat Cut your neck off and sew your head right back And leave you like that You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor Who's itchin to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher Reeves, I was teething with strep throat while your mother was breastfeeding And gave her the flesh-eating disease I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin your knees and walkin through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans (Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin up the next day in breathin machines Flashin back to being shot and repeatin the scenes on how you just got smoked, and if you do live You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad You know I just be sayin that to get you mad And when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had You know I just be sayin that to get you mad "I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad" You know I just be sayin that to get you mad "He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad" You know I just be sayin that to get you mad I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh) That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech Sprayin wreck (bitch) And we don't give a heck (uh-uh) or a damn.. or a fuck.. or a shit So suck my motherfuckin dick Eminem Index Get Back[Eminem] Get back, get back You better get back, get back, back You better get back, get back You better get back, get back back *repeat both lines 3x* You better... [Proof] Doin a box of doctrine, on stompin oxygen ? ? wit fork to your optic lens Hittin wit a sudden force Leave your boy layin in the same puddle of blood as yours When I flood his porch Smuugle a gun in court and shoot the judge Easily reduce a thug to a future scrub A double-deuce wit slugs, I'm Proof on drugs We'll turn you to a rapper that we used to love How you on medicine cabinet pills Grabbin the steel, leapin over buildings that haven't been built I'm not the best yet cuz I haven't been killed I'm laughin at you faggot-ass rappin for deals, you better [Eminem] Get back, get back You better get back, get back back You better get back, get back You better get back, get back back You better get back, get back You better get back, get back back You better get back, get back You better get back, get back back You better... I'm disappointed in my dentist appointment He only gave me the fuckin gas for thirty minutes this mornin Went to the hospital to get a chest X-ray Checked out the next day in a dress wit a sex change I'm havin a bad day My fuckin dad's gay, I hate fags, and I'm fuckin mad cuz I don't have AIDS All I want to do is die I tried suicide six times and couldn't even do it right Collapsed, had a relapse and called three cabs And had to be dragged back to rehab wit bloody kneecaps Enrolled myself in a twelve-step program Tripped on the first step and got pinned down in a chokeslam I swear to God, this 'Pac poster comes any closer I'm kickin this whole fuckin wall over Two more shots and it's all over I'm all over this wall, tryin not to fall over [Bizarre] BLOAW BLOAW! Shots in broad day (BIZARRE, THAT'S YOUR MOM!) The bitch shouldn't have been in the way Me, Shady and Mike fuckin a hemaphrodite My little sister was a virgin till late last night High off a kite off of stick of sherm Put your mother in a full-nelson while my boys take turns A unibomber tryin to escape this country Tell O.J. he better be comin up wit my money Bizarre goes commerical? Nigga, you can forget it B-- suck my *dick* that is the radio edit I'm quick to smack the shit out of a foe I ain't had pussy in a while, I'm too busy fuckin assholes Battle me, you better go eat your vegetables I'm iller than a Muslim eatin a pork hotdog in African festival This shit is serious, watch me sniff 'cane Avoid the pain and fuck a bitch barely potty-trained [Eminem] Get back, get back You better get back, get back back You better get back, get back You better get back, get back back *repeat both lines 5x* You better get the FUCK back "Get back" *cut up and repeated* Eminem Index |