Dumpweed


It's understood, I said it many ways
Too scared to run, I'm too scared to stay
I said I'd leave, I could never leave her
And if I did, you know I'd never cheat her
But this I ask, it's what I want to know
How would you feel, if I should choose to go
Another guy, you think it'd be unlikely
Another guy, you think he'd wanna fight me

She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go, it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice
My dad used to give me all of his advice
He would say "you gotta turn your back and run now
Come on, son, you haven't got a chance now."

She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train
She's a dove, she's a fucking nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go and it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

Need a girl that I can train
Need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You haven't got a chance now

Need a girl that I can train
Need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You haven't got a chance now

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Don't Leave Me


Don't leave me all alone
Just drop me off at home
I'll be fine
It's not the first
Just like last time but a little worse and

She said I'm not the one that she thinks about
And she said its tough being firm, I just bring her down
I said dont let your future be destroyed by my past
She said "Don't let my door hit your ass."

One more chance
I'll try this time
I'll give you yours
I wont take mine
I'll listen up, pretend to care
Go on ahead, I'll meet you there

And she said i'm not the one that she thinks about
And she said its tough being fun, I just bring her down
I said dont let your future be distroyed by my past
She said "Don't let my door hit your ass."

Let's try this one more time with feeling
One more time with feeling
One more time with feeling
One more time with feeling
One more time with feeling

She said I'm not the one that she thinks about
And she said its tough being firm, I just bring her down
I said dont let your future be destroyed by my past
She said "Don't let my door hit your ass."

Don't leave me all alone
Just drop me off at home
And I'll be fine

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Aliens Exist


Hey mom, there's something in the back room
Hope it's not the creatures from above
You used to read me stories, as if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb

What if people knew that these were real?
I leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
What you hear is all here say
Wish someone would tell me what was right

Up all night long and there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late, been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys, I'm not like you

I'm still a skeptic, yes you know me
Been best friends and will be until we die
I got an injection, a fear from the abduction
My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies
Alright

Up all night long and there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late, been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys, I'm not like you

Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation, information
Nice to know ya', paranoia
Where's my mother? By my father

Up all night long and there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late, been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys, Swell majestic lies

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Going Away To College


Please take me by the hand
It's so cold out tonight
I'll put blankets on the bed
I won't turn out the lights
Just don't forget to
Think about me and I
Won't forget you
I'll write you once a week she said

Why does it feel the same to fall in love or break it off?
And if young love is just a game then I must have missed the kick off
Don't depend on if she ever followed you or anything but
I'd go through hell for you and

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And i'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine
A bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful to me

I think about the times, she kissed me after class and
She put up with my friends, I acted like an ass
I ditched my lecture, to watch the girls play soccer
Is my picture still hanging in her locker?

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And i'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine
A bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And i'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine
A bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful

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What's My Age Again?


I took her out,
It was a Friday night.
I Wore Cologne
To get the feeling right.
We started making out,
And she took off my pants,
But then I turned on the T.V.
And thats about the time she walked away from me.
Nobody likes you when your twenty-three.
And I should more of missed my T.V. shows
What the hell is A.D.D.?
My friends say I should act my age,
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

And later on,
On the drive home.
I called her mom,
From a pay phone.
I said I was the cops,
And your husbands in jail.
The state looks down on sodomy,
And thats about the time that bitch hung up on me.
Nobody likes you when your twenty-three.
And I shall more of make these prank phone calls.
What the hell is call I.D.?
My friends say I should act my age.
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

(Solo)

And thats about the time she walked away from me.
Nobody likes you when your twenty-three.
And you still act like your in freshman year.
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age.
Whats my age again?
Thats about the time that she broke up with me.
Noone should take themselves so seriously.
With many years I've had to fall in line.
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age.
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

(Solo)

Whats my age again?

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Dysentery Gary


Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fuckin' weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal
Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail
He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer
I'd like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom, trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks, I lost the one
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more. Girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies
Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fuckin' weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal
Ease away the problems and the pain

The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy that took and ran away, yeah

He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer
I'd like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks, I lost the one
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag

Fuck this place, I lost the war
I hate you all, your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
Cause girls are such a drag

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Adam's Song


I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
I traced the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine, I didn't think enough
I'm too depresed to go on, you'll be sorry when I'm gone

I never conqured, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was watching
Hate to try
The tour was over we'd surivied
I couldn't wait till I got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never thought I'd die alone
Another six months, I'll be unknown
Give all my things to all my friends
You'll never step foot in my room again
You'll close it off, board it up
Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault

I never conqured, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was watching
Hate to try
The tour was over we'd surivied
I couldn't wait till I got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never conqured, rarely came
Tomorrow holds such better days
Days when I can still feel alive
When I can't wait to get outside
The world is watching
The time goes by
The tour is over I'd surivied
I can't wait till I get home
To pass the time in my room alone

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All The Small Things


All the small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip
Always, I know you'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating

Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home

(na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na....)

Late night
Come home
Work sucks
I know
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares

Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home

(na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na....)

Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home

Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
My little windmill

Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home

Keep your head still
I'll be your thrill
The night will go on
The night will go on
My little windmill

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The Party Song


Do you wanna come to a party?
My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30
This thing's at a frat house, but people are cool there
Reluctant, I followed, but I never dreamed
There would be someone there who would catch my attention
I wasn't out looking for love or affection
So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free
Shined the beer for tequila and we headed into the party

And then, in the backyard, some terrible ska band
Someone in the background was doing a keg stand
This place is so lame, all these girls look the same
All these guys have no game, I wish I would have stayed
In my bed, back at home, watching TV alone
Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone
Far from people I hate, down from anywhere state
Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party

And then, I saw her standing there
With green eyes and long blond hair
She wasn't wearing underwear, at least I prayed that
She might be the one
Maybe we'd have some fun
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
But that night, I learned some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard

Some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress
With those things on their chests and the things they suggest to me

I couldn't believe what this lady was saying
The names she was dropping and the games she was playing
She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys
How she's down with the wise well-constructed disguise
Now, I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this
Her volume of makeup, her fake tits were tasteless
So I said I'd call her, but never would bother
Until I got turned down by another girl at a party

So when you see her standing there
With green eyes and long blond hair
She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover
This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun
You should just turn and run
Because you'll find out that some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard

And some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress
With those things on their chest and the things they suggest to me

Some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard

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Mutt


He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb
She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds
He's not that old, I've been told
A strong sexual goal

She goes out every day
She goes every way, oh yeah!
And they don't even care at all

She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they've typically been starved for attention before

She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smell
He took the seat off his own bike because the way that it felt
He wants to bone, this I know
She is ready to blow

They go out every night
His pants are super tight, oh yeah!
And they don't even care at all.

She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they've typically been starved for attention before

She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they've typically been starved for attention before

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Wendy Clear


Let's take the boat out on the bay
Forget your job for just one day
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
It might be inappropriate because
Of the way our friend just dropped, oh yeah

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

The 3 at E pier is getting old
Eveyone is getting left out in the cold
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
So I'll see you with another guy
Who pretends he can hear you when you cry, oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

Movin' on, Movin' on, Movin' on and on and on
Movin' on, Movin' on, Movin' on and on and on

But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret?
Why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I wish it didn't have to be so bad

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Anthem


Home show, mom won't know
Run out the back door, he's passed out on the floor
Third time, been caught twice
Forgive our neighbor Bob, I think he humped the dog
But good things come to those who wait, 'cause she laid me
And mom and dad possess the key, instant slavery
No need to explain the plan, no need to even bother
I'll pack my bags, I swear I'll run
Wish my friends were 21

White lies, bloodshot eyes
Breath of alcohol, stole it from the mall
How's Chris marked with lipstick
Better call their fathers, sleeping with your daughters
But good things come to those who wait, 'cause she laid me
And mom and dad possess the key, instant slavery
No need to explain the plan, no need to even bother
I'll pack my bags, I swear I'll run
Wish my friends were 21

You don't belong, you left the kids to carry on
You planned their fall, too bad you're wrong
Don't need a mom, dad, slave, drive, song

I time bomb. I time bomb. I time bomb.
I time bomb. I time bomb.

Turn low the radio, I think I hear my dad yelling at the band
But good things come to those who wait, 'cause she laid me
And mom and dad possess the key, instant slavery
No need to explain the plan, no need to even bother
I'll pack my bags, I swear I'll run
Wish my friends were 21

You don't belong, you left the kids to carry on
You planned their fall, too bad you're wrong
Don't need a mom, dad, slave, drive, song

I time bomb. I time bomb. I time bomb.
I time bomb. I time bomb. I time bomb.
I time bomb. I time bomb. I time bomb.

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