Death Of CinderellaI'm wise and ambitious, And angry and free, And smart and available, And sexy... I'm soft and appealing, And wearing pajamas, And twisted and willing, And crazy... And this is the story of the death of Cinderella She'd grow to be a maid if she couldn't find a fella Who can use her And it's all you could do not to throw her on the floor. And thought-provoking, And opinionated Cultured and funny, And experienced... Fearless and tender, And sweetly innocent, Uninhibited, Likes a good debate. And this is the story of the death of Cinderella She'd grow to be a maid if she couldn't find a fella Who can use her And it's all you could do not to tie her to the bed. I could fall in love a million times before I die, You could draw me a bubble bath, We could walk into the sunset... And this is the story of the death of Cinderella She'd grow to be a maid if she couldn't find a fella Who can use her And it's all you could do not to throw her on the floor And this is the story of the death of Cinderella I'm gonna grow to be a maid and I'll never find a fella Who can use me And that's all you can do not to kick me in the ass. Alanis Morissette Index I Don't Know( The weekend song ) Monday morning is not Monday morning 'till Taylor has his coffee Friday night is not Friday night 'till Jessie leaves the room sweaty Tuesday morning is not Tuesday morning 'till Nick has his talk with his son Thursday night is not Thursday night 'till Chris has sex with his bass Come on to the Weekend 'Cause the Weekend I'll get by Hold off 'till the Weekend 'Cause there's too much time bein' merrily nice guys Tuesday morning is Wednesday afternoon when you cry all night Wednesday early we fall into what I'll Phil-a-del-ph-i-a Thursday morning is not Thursday morning 'till one of us says How's your life How's your life? Yeah how's your life How's your life? Come on to the weekend 'Cause the weekend I'll get by Hold off 'till the weekend 'Cause there's too much time to think and not much time to cry Hold off 'till the weekend 'Cause the weekend we'll be high Hold off 'till the weekend 'Cause we may look tired, but we'll get by What if there were no more mama's boys What if no one shared their humble appearance What there were no consequences What if there were no more arguments Well that'd be a shame And that'd be impossible And you would be bored 'Cause you wouldn't want it any other way Hold on 'till the weekend 'Cause the weekend I'll get by Hold off 'till the weekend 'Cause we may look scared, but we're really nice guys Hold off 'till the weekend 'Cause the weekend I'll get high Hold off 'till the weekend 'Cause we may look strange but we surely will get by What if there were no more mama's boys What if we all had no thinking together Would that be a shame... And that'd be impossible 'Cause you would be bored 'Cause you wouldn't want it any other way Alanis Morissette Index King Of IntimidationSpoken : The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested, and attractive at dinnertime. For you they live in a quiet monastery For you they wear whatever you want them to as long as it is short They count to ten when you tell them how to drive And when they're afraid they let you speak for them All hail the king of intimidation Mocker of good Christian behavior For you we wax, we scale, and chicken our legs For you we chew our nails if we had any left buy fake ones to do it We counted to 10 temporarily And it was somethin' about how you talk down to me All hail the king of intimidation Mocker of good Christian behavior The roles of compromising for the family, you don't want some There's only so much we can do to make your dress short I am single I am weary You're just jealous You're just confused You're just hungry You're in sin now You're not happy You are petty All hail the king of intimidation Mocker of good Christian behavior He knows not of what he has wrongly done Forgive his ignorant behavior You are tortured You are captured You are busted We were silent You were tested You knew better You are lonely Was it worth it? La,la,la Alanis Morissette Index LondonBoganvilia fall into the pool The hard shelled bugs bite my forearm My right index fingernail chewed to the quick My cervix is a long scalene My sprinklers go off at 6pm each day And sometimes they spray unsuspecting visitors My pimples are gooses all over my legs My brow is furrowed and my vision is blurred And how I do love London And how I do love London The birds make guttural sounds and protect me My friends come to visit and love me a lot I don't have the energy to fill this I am lagged from the jet and the 12 hour flight And how I do love London And how I do love London I am intriguied by the boys with the androdonus songs Sometimes they rhyme sometimes they rhyme not The steam will smell of eucalyptus in the shower The hug will feel forced upon you inconsolable thing And how I do love London And how I do love London Deep breaths will not make my brain stand still To be loved and swallowed are single and depraved I love speaking french to the taxi drivers We slept and were cold on the train out of france And how I do love London And how I do love London Alanis Morissette Index GorgeousTestostarone in large amounts Your Little sister just kick out of God you can't shave your head Come to the Show The boys rock harder Your mother lent you her slip She lent you her bright red lipstick And your shoes are hurting your back But boy don't you look gorgeaus You look gorgeous You look gorgeous You look gorgeous How you look gorgeous This is but an observation You put a bullet in your foot You make it hard for us bitches inconsequential in your back bends And your taste in men leaves something to de desired You love them to be aloof and self obsessed They love you in your mini dress You are looking gorgeous You're looking gorgeous You're looking gorgeous How you look gorgeous When your voice is raised above a certain level I'm afraid you must go to the ladies room I left your competence in curlers You look gorgeous You look gorgeous You're looking gorgeous How you look gorgeous Alanis Morissette Index A Year Like This OneAfter a year like this one I'm surprised I do not hate your guts And, After a year like this one I'm suprised I still love music just as much After a year like this one I'm suprised I did not eat my arm And, After a year like this one I'm sorry if I'm not cordial to everyone La la la la la .... After a year like this one I'm suprised I do not hate your guts And, After a year like this one I'm suprised I still love music just as much After a year like this one I'm suprised I did not eat my arm And, After a year like this one I'm sorry if I'm not cordial to everyone La, la, la, la, la..... After a year like this one I'm supised I am convinced at all And, After a year like this one I do not roll my eyes at the cynical And,After a year like this one I can't help wonder how they've been After a year like this one I think I'll leave it all to my next-of-kin La, la, la, la, la..... After a year like this one I'm suprised we're all not raving drunks and After a year like this one I want you to choose the restaurant After a year like this one I"ll need a good whole 16 months alone and After a year like this one I think I'll make the west coast beaches my new home La, la, la, la, la..... Alanis Morissette Index Norwegian WoodI once had a girl, or should i say, she once had me. She showed me her room, is not it good, norwegian wood? She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere, So i looked around and i noticed there wasn't a chair. I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. We talked until two and then she said, "it's time for bed". She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh. I told her i didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath. And when i awoke i was alone, this bird had flown. So i lit a fire, is not it good, norwegian wood. Alanis Morissette Index Pray For PeaceI pray for peace They require me to kick into high gear We may as well have our Phd's Might we compose was never taken into account I pray they let out or talk it out She would give me a wink across the room I would have made a really good lawyer I had a really good strategy for putting things back on the wall of the hoser Thank God it was the God dammed wall I would have to hide all my valuables Who would calm my mother down? Who would calm *me* down once I talked her through it? My mother and I were the official peace makers It was a full time job I would send my mother directly to bed do not collect 200 We'd talk about it till 5am when I'd come visiting her 5 years later We would pray for peace It was most comfortable and familiar Alanis Morissette Index StillI am the harm that you inflict I am your brilliance and frustration I'm the nuclear bombs if they're to hit I am your immaturity and your indignance I am your misfits and your praises I am your doubt and your conviction I am your charity and your rape I am your grasping and expectation I see you averting your glances I see you cheering on the war I see you ignoring your children And I love you still And I love you still I am your joy and your regret I am your fury and your elation I am your yearning and your sweat I am your faithless and your religion I see you altering history I see you abusing the land I see you and your selective amnesia And I love you still And I love you still I am your tragedy and your fortune I am your crisis and delight I am your profits and your prophets I am your art I am your bytes I am your death and your decisions I am your passion and your plights I am your sickness and convalescence I am your weapons and your light I see you holding your grudges I see you gunning them down I see you silencing your sisters And I love you still And I love you still I see you lie to your country I see you forcing them out I see you blaming each other And I love you still And I love you still Alanis Morissette Index Keep The Radio OnCan you relate to what it says The lyrics are straight from the heart The soul is expressed in the lyrics The virtues and vices are released Chorus: Keep The Radio On, This song means so much to me Keep the Radio On, The words live right through me The lyrics are comforting Like I expressed them my self Keep The Radio on, the song speaks for itself. Why Can't You Relate To my way of thinking Why don't you understand All the things I am feeling I am not a stranger to opinions In fact i have my own I am no stranger to delusions Although you live through mine Repeat Chorus Keep The Radio On Keep The Radio On The words have their meaning Keep The Radio On Can't you feel what they are saying Keep The Radio On Repeat Chorus Alanis Morissette Index |